June 24, 2010 by admin
I was sitting in the park yesterday after my day in the office. Yes, after my day in the office! It was still sunny and light and warm! The park (or rather Tooting Common to be exact) was full of families, couples, single people, groups of friends and everyone was having a lovely time, getting out of their Tooting flats and houses for rent. People were smiling, children were laughing and couples were kissing. I popped in to the (more…)
May 31, 2010 by admin
Mobile phones, eh? They just keep getting better, faster, smaller and lighter. Energy-saving super-dudes Enigin know all about mobile phones. Along with their numerous other inventions, all designed to make our lives more efficient and easier, they have ones that connect to your mobile phone, allowing you to see how much energy you are using!
Personally, I’m one of those strange people who doesn’t own an iphone and who thinks that touch-screen technology is something to fear. Yes, you read (more…)
April 14, 2010 by admin
Every time I see a girl wearing super-tight clothes I think Yes it’s alright, but let’s not get silly. And you can guess what happens next. Yes, usually, before I can draw my next breath, I see someone else who makes it look silly. Now, I realize it’s none of my business and this blog post could make me look like an interfering cow, but to hell with it: we have to draw the line girls! We can’t just (more…)
April 6, 2010 by admin
Are you the kind of female who sees a super-skinny girl and flinches, thinking That’s just not right, is it?? If you are then you’ve come to the exact right place! If you’re not and you’re presently thinking about having your tenth Brow lift then I suggest you prepare yourself!
I am not a super-skinny girl, you see. I have a belly, there, I said it, and I’ll say it again: I have a belly! It moves slightly when I (more…)
March 26, 2010 by admin
People can be mean about a lot of things; when I was a girl it was because I had to wear a neck pillow once because I’d had an accident while playing and needed it for support.
But one of the things they can be most mean about is mocking dressing gowns. Yes, that’s right. When I was a young girl I could wear a brightly coloured dressing gown, or a pink dressing gown, or one with cute little rabbits (more…)
March 22, 2010 by admin
Looks DO matter. Don’t try and deny it, and don’t start analyzing that statement. I didn’t say “looks are the only things that matter” or “Looks are more important than personality”, because I don’t believe in either of those statements. But what I do believe in is this: as human beings we have evolved to gravitate towards people we find attractive as a potential mate. Women (and there is indisputable evidence to suggest this) look for a strong man who (more…)
March 19, 2010 by admin
Most companies will pretend that they know what money really is, and how it is controlled down to the last detail. But let’s be honest, money (and currency in general) is a very complicated thing which even the people at the top don’t fully understand how to control. Now more than ever we are seeing that even the financial institutions are not quite clear how things should be done, and it’s because of their incompetence that the general public has (more…)
March 17, 2010 by admin
People don’t like being on their own, have you noticed? There is some kind of taboo around being on your own, as if inside every individual on this planet is some creepy monster waiting to jump out when no-one is looking. It scares me, this attitude. Not only that but pack-thinking has affected things which were once reserved for the individual: one of the most special things you can do on your own, apart from pleasuring yourself with the satisfaction (more…)
March 8, 2010 by admin
You may have heard about toning belts from those late night infomercials but not all of them do what they claim. There is one however that seem to be gaining in popularity and that is the Flex Belt Abdominal Toning Belt. This belt is said to be the most advanced around and a devise that is very effective in toning the abdominal muscles. With the Flex Belt users are able to exercise their abdominals whenever they want and wherever they (more…)
February 19, 2010 by admin
Tough start to the day. I meet my client and her son who was recently expelled from school. They’ve had an argument and she is threatening to have him put in care. I know this is just anger and she doesn’t mean it. We visit his new school, the person we meet with seems clinically depressed. Not a good start, but it’s only a temporary measure. I tell the boy if he makes another mistake, he’ll have me to deal (more…)