Every time I see a girl wearing super-tight clothes I think Yes it’s alright, but let’s not get silly. And you can guess what happens next. Yes, usually, before I can draw my next breath, I see someone else who makes it look silly. Now, I realize it’s none of my business and this blog post could make me look like an interfering cow, but to hell with it: we have to draw the line girls! We can’t just (more…)

Are you the kind of female who sees a super-skinny girl and flinches, thinking That’s just not right, is it?? If you are then you’ve come to the exact right place! If you’re not and you’re presently thinking about having your tenth Brow lift then I suggest you prepare yourself!

I am not a super-skinny girl, you see. I have a belly, there, I said it, and I’ll say it again: I have a belly! It moves slightly when I (more…)