Are you the kind of female who sees a super-skinny girl and flinches, thinking That’s just not right, is it?? If you are then you’ve come to the exact right place! If you’re not and you’re presently thinking about having your tenth Brow lift then I suggest you prepare yourself!

I am not a super-skinny girl, you see. I have a belly, there, I said it, and I’ll say it again: I have a belly! It moves slightly when I walk around, and it feels just great. It feels perfectly normal. And you know what? There’s nothing wrong with feeling like that. In fact, having a belly is the most natural thing in world, and my boyfriend loves that I look like an actual woman. He says he wants something real, not something fake and honed and altogether manfuctured.

Need further proof that having a belly is as normal as it gets? Then look no further than the paintings of the olden days. I’m talking about those great big ones in those great big galleries. Back in the olden days, you see, real women were considered to be the only ones worth looking at. Skinny women didn’t even get a look in! Gaze at any old master’s painting and you’ll see what I mean by that. The women with their curves lying there on velvet, that’s the way nature intended, not the way it is today.

Seriously, having a belly is fine. Having proper thighs is fine too. The sooner young girls start to get that message, the sooner we can rid our country of this awful sad curse.